Friday, March 28, 2008

John Edwards: an account of a douchebag




Fuck john edwards (the Psychic) for making millions on account of the gullible American's that buy his book "What if God Was the Sun", or "Crossing Over", or during sweeps week in 2001 after the sept. 11 bombings, when you tried to make a smashing on the misfortune of the victim's families only about a month after the tragedy. suck our dicks, Edwards.
(look at edwards being a cocksucker, as usual) ed, why the hostility towards this guy? he's just making a good idea to make money. that's capitalism, isn't it?
-no, it's damned misfortunate for the human race to be blemished by this d-bag. It's like America is the ho at the frathouse, roofied and passed out, and every single one of those bros, is john edwards, and he's going at that girl with books, t.v shows, books on tape, you name it, john edwards is using it to fuck you with.

anyways...

Edwards on the high demand for Television appearences; "My definition, it was John Edward and television, comma or semicolon, after 'Crossing Over' wasn't picked up. I felt like I needed to make it a period, and every time I made it a period, somebody erased it and said, 'No, no, make it a comma. It's just a comma right now.'"

you wanted to make it a period, huh. yeah, it would feel pretty good to menstruate once a month wouldn't it, john? you might need to use your head to clean up that mess down there, wouldn't you, John?

one day i'll be able to lay into this guy, on his own turf. time to get onto his show...

shit, i'm a shithead. but me compared to john edwards is like comparing a mango smoothie to something that contestants eat on "Fear Factor". Better a shithead than a douchebag.

fuck, someone just busted their shit falling off a barstool. they've been on the ground for a good minute.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Fuck tha police, and fuck John Edwards because he's always sucking the coppers' dicks. And fuck the world who forgot about Harrington!!, especially John Eduards.