John Edwards: an account of a douchebag

Fuck john edwards (the Psychic) for making millions on account of the gullible American's that buy his book "What if God Was the Sun", or "Crossing Over", or during sweeps week in 2001 after the sept. 11 bombings, when you tried to make a smashing on the misfortune of the victim's families only about a month after the tragedy. suck our dicks, Edwards.
(look at edwards being a cocksucker, as usual) ed, why the hostility towards this guy? he's just making a good idea to make money. that's capitalism, isn't it?
-no, it's damned misfortunate for the human race to be blemished by this d-bag. It's like America is the ho at the frathouse, roofied and passed out, and every single one of those bros, is john edwards, and he's going at that girl with books, t.v shows, books on tape, you name it, john edwards is using it to fuck you with.

anyways...

Edwards on the high demand for Television appearences; "My definition, it was John Edward and television, comma or semicolon, after 'Crossing Over' wasn't picked up. I felt like I needed to make it a period, and every time I made it a period, somebody erased it and said, 'No, no, make it a comma. It's just a comma right now.'"

you wanted to make it a period, huh. yeah, it would feel pretty good to menstruate once a month wouldn't it, john? you might need to use your head to clean up that mess down there, wouldn't you, John?

one day i'll be able to lay into this guy, on his own turf. time to get onto his show...

shit, i'm a shithead. but me compared to john edwards is like comparing a mango smoothie to something that contestants eat on "Fear Factor". Better a shithead than a douchebag.

fuck, someone just busted their shit falling off a barstool. they've been on the ground for a good minute.

i'd like to offer some lyrics to a song that has not been made yet. feel free to use them in your own songs if you'd like...

heyyy friend/i want to let you know/of a bed i can lend/that's soft as snow
at the Royal Senesta/in Boston, it be/ come play canasta/ one day you'll see how fun it will be/ just you and me having some tea
party, party! on the Harbor tonight/ let's sink the ship/ we'll frink up a fright!
slamma jamma/ cool kids, mc hamma/ reagle the beagle/ battle with scrabble
frivolous feverish frantic fanatics/ come from the county fair/ the freaks, the geeks, the chic and the weak/ models eat for me, prudes *bleep* for me, amnesiacs sleep with me, kidneys pee with glee
stalk the boardwalk and chalk the blacktop/ sleep high in the clouds with gnomes and Holmes/ solve mysteries, no time to freeze/ saving tibet is not too far off/ we've gotta stop the chinese from changing all of our nice friends/ from the land of monk, peace, sand mandalas, and gathuk (is fun!) so sign this petition, if you love me/ if you love Tibet

http://www.avaaz.org/en/tibet_end_the_violence/98.php/?cl_tf_sign=1

smack intimately,
edharringtonn

this blog is dedicated to Kate Farstead.

cats. i want to talk about how much i like cats.
i bring this up because i have a cat that is cuddling with me right now, and it's the tip of the tip in cuteness, and i never want it to end.
i like cats because they purr, cuddle, play, and annoy the hell out of me sometimes. I feel like everyone should have a cat at some point in their lives, because of the aforesaid actions of them. One of my favorite things to do with a cat is get my face all up on it and motorboat it with much passion. it makes me very gooey inside, and hard outside to even think about it. i can't stand it anymore! time for what i call a "trip to a place called happiness"...*snuggles face on cats midrift, does it again, time for another but focus on the face a bit more this time* ohhh yeah that was good shit!
well, i can't blog anymore, because i like this cat more than ya'll.

BLOG ORGY

Yo. Sick fish.

BTW, check out Animal Face-Off by Discovery Channel on youtube. they have Gorilla V. Leopard, or giant squid V. Sperm whale, ETC.

Let's see...

Bloggin During Class. Righteous.

what else can i look up on google?

<--Still from first video of a live giant squid. 21Ft (7 meters) caught on camera by japanese researchers.

Class over. I'll update this blog asoon MUDDAFUCKAzzz.

Itch'n ta blog'n

Fuck Ed,



The Two birds to the right side are what paleontologists are calling the "Terror bird", a Flightless Bird, that was found in America, near the tip of Florida.
I have a question, Ed.
go for it.
Was this thing native of Florida, or did it migrate from another place?
Good question. Read about it on the internet (a link to the webpage i read about it on) then blog response me if you want to go bird watching in the spring. I'll get some b'knockulars.

Anyways. Check out Sonic youth, if you love the song "I love her all," it's somewhere on this page.

"Bust a biscuit there Son"- Leroy Williams

question to bloggers- can you imbed songs from itunes in blogs? how?

Blogged out.

Sassperilla: what is it?

Ed Harringtonn here, with the modern just of it.

Question:
A drink, or significant links to Society?
answer:
All of the above.

Blahhhg

Signing off, til' next time,
yours truly,
Love always,
Sincerely,
Ever lovingly,
Smack intimately,
Signing off,
Seacrest,
out,

S.pollack